I knew this would be about Swan! I opened that gate and push the VATS button and it targeted the swan in the lake green, and I thought, “that’s odd.” Then he emerged and caused some poo to emerge from me!

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

Alternate outfit

I think my brain just broke. I don’t even-

If Kotaku staff do not pitch in as a group to put one of these on Jason Schreier’s desk, I will be disappointed. Hell, the comment section should just to make sure it happens.

I award Beat Hobby no points, and may god have mercy on their soul.

I love that they try to reason with you. And maybe lay a slight guilt trip on you while they’re at it.

He said “that’s not Earth”, not “that’s not earth”. What you're referring to is not wha he is referring to at all.

While you definitely have to know what you’re doing in FFXIV to push max deeps, I’m not sure having a 37-button rotation is really a plus.

This is a possibility.

Two things?

Diablo 3 nowadays is like that old friend you don’t always hang out with but as soon as you do get to hang out, things are still good and you have a great time just as you always did. (assuming you can forget that dark period pre loot 2.0 where he was messing around with the RMAH. We both remember it but we agree to…

You can’t spell “MiQroBus” without MQB!

Gamers: No one is happy.

We had a handful of kids arrested for sexting where I live, the police were all “these kids are ruining their lives” while talking about charging them as sex offenders because they exploited themselves...

Read title; thought it was a post about Star Citizen sent from the future.

...A ten dollar price drop...

I wish we could do that in real life too.

Should have been able to turn off churches just like disasters. Stupid buggers kept de-zoning valuable property space and didn't pay any taxes.