especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

I don't get it, Erg. You post a measured and complimentary post, coming from a known poster who (at least in my mind) is a respected commentator, and you're buried while there's a "You Mad" .gif as a viewable response.

Y'all just keep up the good work, Tim. Deadspin, still the Finest Kind.

Probably around the same time they became"anonymous" posters on message boards where they leave enough personal information to identify themselves.

Oh my god. If this ceremony lasts another minute I'm going to blow my fucking brains out #LaurenandKevinsMagicalFairytale

I had no idea of her name.

Mr. Butlertron...Wesley.

Old School Baseball Guy: Wow, Puig sure looks like a hall-of-fame type player when you see him like this. I mean he's just got so much talent it's nuts. What a great outfielder.

Meanwhile, fully 37% of Americans believe that the FDA is suppressing "natural" cures for cancer

...but have been unable to track down the culprit...

I read the book because I heard Maggie Q was going to be in the movie. I had just finished binge watching Nikita, so I might have had a slight Nikita/Maggie Q obsession join on. Regardless, she's awesome.

"Selena Gomez is "two-timing" Justin Bieber with Niall Horan from One Direction. Apparently she has "1D Fever."

Thank you for saying it. Fine used to cling to him like a well-fitted suit. I...don't know what has happened, but it hurts my feelings.

Pssst! Hillary! The article at the link says Santiago weighs 55 pounds and needs to LOSE 40 of them.

She somehow manages to look both totally stunning and completely badass.

What I really meant was "Clearly you ain't never been one, else you wouldn't be callin' yerself a 'former southerner'.

YES hahaha

As someone with a graduate degree in clinical psych, I cannot imagine the levels of dissociation one would have to go through to distance themselves from all the cross-cultural perspectives that are taught in almost every course.

I needed these laughs.

I hope so. That was my favorite class! How I learned to drive stick, too.