This part of the original story isn't getting the attention it deserves:

Did you really expect anything else?
They also support small government, but they want it in every bedroom in the land and in every uterus.

Now, let's get Matthew McConaughey to play an uptight wedding planner who falls for Jennifer Lopez as a successful, charming doctor. Will he FINALLY get to be the groom himself?

Will you look at the nasty personality on that woman? So gross. Would it be hard to put down the judgmental narcissism for a second? Empathy isn't that expensive. Join a group therapy session if you can't pay for one-on-one time with a psychological professional!

Oh man, I want to be with her on this, as a person who will one day, hopefully, be on the academic market (provided I learn to rein in the procrastination), but I think she most definitely communicated her lack of fit with the college by listing these particular (and many) conditions. Negotiable starting year? Tough…

if you look through the 990 all the fees are explained - and many of these are start up costs (website, strategy etc).

I would sentence this guy to having his dick slammed in a car door 20 times.

My first thought was, only 36? She's already 27 years old, fer chrissakes. Back during the 70's, we were Actually Wild and Crazy. Kids today!

Haha it's okay. In the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter.

It was seriously the best new show that summer. So much existential horror. So compelling.

We just need to band together and reclaim the crossword.

She wants to work with Heath Ledger in the future?

MORE LIKE POUNDTON ABBEY

Because as we all know, the only thing keeping your SO from humping everything that walks are your efforts to make him as unappealing as possible. Because you're both terrible people.

Funnily enough, I've had the opposite experience. My wife and I regularly say we love each other while making love. When she started using traditional dirty talk ("Fuck me baby" that sort of stuff), hearing this come from a woman who never swears, ever, made me break out laughing.

What's particularly baffling to me is that it's apparently not so much emasculating that he has to drive a borrowed car, but that it's a GIRL car with "fluffy pink seat covers." I mean obviously all women cars have fluffy pink seat covers and butterfly decal'd windows and tampon-shaped stick shifts.

Tuesday is too early for an orgy?

SHOCKED.

Look, it's not my fault your house burned down. It's all on you to not put yourself in a position where you're vulnerable to arson.