I approve this post. Also, I am definitely not Figjam.

Jesus doesn't need your help to make up for sins, lady. He already died for that for your smug uninformed ass.

You're pregnant from the first day of the last period you had before you got pregnant, according to this law.

"Imperialist blather" is my favorite. Reminds me of an angry undergrad who had his know-it-all status challenged for the first time.

I want a Sally Draper spin off centered on her college years as an emerging feminist at Berkeley.

Thurston Moore: The elder statesman of the "guitar guy at the party" crowd. Still substituting condescension and words he learned in high school philosophy class for actual argument. If only we could understand the complexity and depth of his love.

DOG: IS THIS WHERE WE LIVE NOW? OK I WILL JUST LAY ON TOP OF YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME FOR WALK OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL I WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU WANT ME TO GO GET BALL OH THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OVER THERE LET ME SEE IF THEY HAVE BALL

I was out fishing in the Chesapeake Bay on a boat owned by my EMT buddy. His little brother was with us, and I thought said little brother knew how to fish... or at least how to be safe around other people while fishing. About 20 minutes after we dropped anchor I'm about to cast when suddenly my arm feels like an…

Bravo.

That font should be shot and killed and buried in the desert.

If my parents had been the ones to adopt this dog, then found out what happened, there would have been an "I'm sorry, kids, the right thing to do is give this dog back to its owners." The fact that they're not giving her back means they are just as shitty as the people in the shelter who made the decision.

Do stores just want big people to be naked all the time? It's too cold for naked right now.

I'm a photographer with a degree as well, but calling this a "photo project" or "photo series" doesn't bother me in the least. To me, a person has a right to document her experience, no matter what the tool.

I would pay 11 cents to make them shut up.

They're an oddly matched couple, but I think people forget sometimes that Mary-Kate Olsen is a 27-year-old multi-millionaire. She and Olivier have a substantial age difference, but I think sometimes people go overboard with the "child" language because they're focusing on her body type. Other couples with similar gaps…

FYI this was my accidental original headline for this post.

Look, my friend, I realize that you have underlying issues with abortion because long ago when your ex had one you had some kind of emotional reaction to it and decided it was murder. Your crazy starts showing through when you are challenged on this issue despite the fact that you pretend to be pro-choice.

Because I think it's problematic to interrogate women about their motivations for an elective medical procedure. If it's legal until viability, it's legal until viability, for any reason.

.... Are you Lisa Simpson?