Wow, ballsy, considering that this show was 'sponsored content' not a day or two ago.

"Overly Romantic Ronald's downfall is believing that love is enough reason on its own to marry someone." THIS, OH GODDESS THIS.

I am literally the only person in my social circle doesn't think love, in and of itself, is enough for a successful partnership. It's important, to be sure, but it's not enough if that's…

Damn you, I have to go to a funeral tomorrow, and now I'm worried I might remember this and start inappropriately laughing!!

That boyfriend was just asking to have his proposal declined.

Came here just to say that. It drives me bonkers. We IP nerds have to stick together.

FUCKING LOVE THIS.

Hahahahahahaha that's cute.

If you believe the law was intended to protect Hindu photographers then you are an idiot.

And don't forget - this pathetic douchecanoe was named as a John in the DC Madam's sex diary a few years back. Clearly, another stereotypical "family values for thee, but not for me" Republican.

Screw your "exercise" and "fresh air". THIS is why people were skinny in the '50s and early '60s; don't you try to tell me otherwise.

So the cat empire has slowly decided it no longer needs human servants and have decided to eliminate us...

My bad. I missed "this century."

I'm systematically going through all the comments right now and liking anything that mentions McGriddles. McGriddles make early morning work flights out of the terminal with the McDonald's a joy instead of a curse.

Check out Empire Biscuit, in the East Village. I think they may have everything you need, and best of all, it's open 24 hours!

This is quite possibly the best news I've ever read on Jezebel...nay, make that ANY Gawker site...like ever.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.

Since you know this to be true, it should be easy for you to