Can someone please pick him up and pair him with a skinny cat named "Sketti"?

This can't be a serious question. We already do legislate pay. We also legislate workplace discrimination. Welcome to America.

I do believe the artist Peaches covered this topic well in 2000. FTPA.

How nice is it in DC today? Asking from Chicago -

This guy really likes 'shopping people's heads onto things...

Oh good, they picked this one. I have a friend at the NYT and they said the other option was her face on a giant testicle.

What in the Teletubby hell?!?!

Speaking as someone who was educated in same-sex classrooms on and off through childhood and then in college, I think that there are a ton of positives to it and that the instinct for many feminists to jump down the throats of anyone who supports it is unfortunate. With the female drop-off in STEM fields traceable…

Exactly. Glamor! :P

I love her, but sometimes I wonder how much of her real girl charm is a sham. Her genuine response to this - and her inability to let it go, continuing to tell the reporter she's a terrible person - makes me feel like her personality is completely legit. That wasn't the response of someone putting on a show, that…

I CAN NOT fucking wait to vote Davis for Governor of Texas.

If he's nice get him a chromebook or an ipad, some people just should not be allowed to touch actual computers.

Guys, opening this up to Deadspin readers really makes a mockery of the process. I hope you're pleased with yourselves; you're clearly just doing this for the attention.

Wow, what would your mom do if you needed an oil change? Throw out the car and get a new one?

I can't say I have any crazy stories, most of the time it is just me trying to tell my mom how to copy a file or save an e-mail, but one time my now father-in-law decided to back up his entire computer using norton ghost, great, but at the time I didn't know this, so here I am looking around his computer trying to…

I had a user tell me that one of the computers was frozen and he couldn't get it to work. I went back to take a look and was able to fix the problem by turning the computer ON.....

Situation #1:

While working at a school district. My favorite was being called in to repair a desktop the wouldn't turn on after 10 mins on the phone I decided to walk to the teacher's classroom. Once I had looked at the tower itself I discovered that they decided to decorate their computer with lots and lots of magnets that her…

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.