Wait, they can close the roof and HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO?

Also that someone works above a spaghetti warehouse:

I know West Virginia is a bit "backwards," as they say, but it's borderline offensive to call it part of Canada.

Does the old lady barge have matching visors and fruity drinks?

At the end of Le Batard's suspension email, he was told that he had to forward it to at least 50 people, or he'd be killed by a Chupacabra with nunchucks.

The Mean Things They're Saying About Our Hall of Fame Ballot

Listen, I’m a rules guy too. But technically there aren’t any rules against turning over your Hall of Fame vote to the fans. And quite frankly it made the whole voting process a lot more exciting. Look at all the attention the Hall of Fame is getting right now. If somewhere down the road they change the rules and…

LOL MISANDRY

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

Definitely. Though in my case I also use it to my advantage—misogynists, as it turns out, will spend DAYS AND DAYS on a single post you've written, yelling at and arguing with women and other misogynists. And this translates to $$$, which I can then use to pay my writers to produce more content. They unwittingly sign…

I have a friend who SWEARS by the HCG diet, and so I asked her how it works. In her mind, the way it works is you take these amazing magic droplets and follow the diet and the drops make your fat melt away. In reality, the diet you follow is literally 500 calories a day, and the pills are some kind of placebo that…

You're not thinking racist enough.

Do not get me started on the paleo diet having nothing to do with paleo diets.

Why did this article bring out the trolls?

Here's to at least 7 more playoff disappointments. Happy new year, Jay.

Those pricks finally found themselves a franchise QB.

I think the problem here is the Chappelle's Show conundrum, where you have a A) a show that says incredibly racist things in order to subvert racism (the Black White Supremacist skit) and B) a large white audience, i.e. people that are not harmed one way or the other by what's being said. And when they laugh at the…

5. Minnesota. Who was the coach? Did they even have a coach? Was it that guy with The Thing? He seemed nice. Whatever.

Wait, Jaws was about vaginas? No wonder Shark Week is so popular...

The best part is both of the people thought that the Mona Lisa was the Virgin Mary.