Literally Savages. “Literally” savages. Care to show us a picture of a literal savage?

Paddle shifters: When you want your driving to be more game like than requiring skill.

Electronic parking brake.

Looks downright boring compared to the ageing but still gorgeous challenger

LOL don’t forget Chuck Norris in his Ramcharger:

Those god damn vents. Who makes them? How did they manage to sell the exact same model to dozens of manufacturers?

Sometimes I think “maybe the police really are there to help us instead of making a massive profit.” and then I see this and I am reminded how wrong that is.

“Look, Passat, we’ve got to talk about your, uh, girth. Ever since you moved to Tennessee, things have gotten a little out of hand. I don’t care what Camry is doing. If Camry drove off a bridge, would...don’t you scowl at me! Wait, sorry Taurus. Though you were someone else. You’re slimming down nicely!”

90k and the interior is beautiful until you hit the windows.

I’m in the “liked the look of the 12C better” camp. I’d do the tune and add the vorstiener body kit:

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Dildomatic...

That first point is no longer true, not universally anyway. I’m a “young professional” and I prefer Cadillac because it doesn’t carry the air of auto-douche that a German brand does. I have no interest in Audis or BMWs but I’d take an ATS-V (fingers crossed for a wagon) any day of the week.

Japanese companies are confused bunch of overly big organisation. If you haven’t looked into the JDM, try to look at their dealership structure. Toyota has Toyopet, Corolla, and dozens of other stores that sells different models. Even company as small as Mazda has 4 different brands at a time! You might ask, why do we…

This sounds ridiculous, 11 gears. But I think I have an understanding of how they could actually employ them.

Because no one really wants city cars, especially in the US. Why do you think the Scion iQ is gone and the Smart is hanging on by a thread? If you live in the city, you dont want a “city” car. You use a bike, public transit, or good old fashioned human foot power.

Netflix execs are so hard right now.