Well, it would be accurate at least.

Maybe it is pink, which we all know means WOMAN ONLY MEN DO NOT TOUCH OR YOU WILL GET COOTIES.

This is also very true. Bears also know how to party:

Yeah, that's an old joke, which is also factually incorrect on a couple of points, the most obvious being that a black bear is far more likely to attack for predatory reasons while brown bears tend to attack for territorial reasons.

Of course some women do that sometimes. But no, I wouldn't say that's the primary reason most women do it. Pretty much the only time I worry about that is if I'm going out on a date with a man. When I go out dancing with friends, even if I'm open to meeting a man (which is a pretty big IF honestly), I'm dressing first…

Makes total sense to me. Bears really aren't that dangerous if you're not being an idiot. I've seen tons of them and the only time I felt the slightest bit threatened was when I accidentally managed to walk between a mother black bear and her two cubs (bears should stay on one side of the trail or the other dammit),…

Wearing a dress made out of rubber bands sounds horrifically uncomfortable. I think those bidders are secret masochists.

Not to mention, wealthy addicts will be able to afford a nice rehab facility so they won't be prosecuted even if they are using illegal drugs. Somehow I don't think Tennessee allocates a whole lot of funds to helping poor addicts get into rehab...

I don't understand it either, but it was a very common complaint about cat food cans. I never had someone complain about dented dog food cans though...

I feel the same way about my job. I feel like my fake job (according to that lady) was a lot more work than my current career is.

This is true under the ADA as well. Dangerous or disruptive (by their behavior, not their mere presence) service dogs can be asked to leave an establishment.

This. It's also worth noting that a *lot* of very good dogs wash out of service dog training because they aren't temperamentally suited for it. I failed a dog who was otherwise extremely well suited for his task because he would occasionally get his hackles up when walking past other dogs. That's it, no growling or…

If he's a certified service dog, by definition he *does* provide a service other than that. To be a service dog, they have to be trained to perform a specific task or tasks that assist their owners with their disabilities. For psychiatric service dogs, that can be things like creating a buffer between their owners and…

Even when people are being "nice" about it, that's such a shitty move to pull. I still remember like over a decade ago, working at a pet supply store, some lady came up to my register and was complaining about dented cans of cat food. I offered to call a stocker up to the register so they could see if we had any…

That poster is a troll. All they ever post about is how evil men and Muslims are.

I'm always happy to talk about it, it's a lot of fun. :) I don't live near Vegas but I've done a lot of hiking there. I know it's not like super close to Vegas but Joshua Tree NP is one of my favorite spots!

I've hiked it in mid-June. It's doable if you're smart and extremely prepared. You have to be very used to desert hiking though, which most people aren't.

The one thing I have learned from doing high desert SAR for 10+ years is that people ALWAYS underestimate the effects of heat, dryness and altitude (I realize the last isn't a factor in Death Valley but the first two definitely stand). Not to pick on people from Europe, but seriously, they're the worst for it. I think…

But if that's the concern, then why don't they ask about partners in the last year like they do for women? IIRC from the last time I donated blood, they asked me if I'd had sex in the last year with a man who'd had sex with another man. Why not ask a similar question for men so that monogamous or currently sexually…

I find that for me it depends on the workout. If it's a short but intense workout, I want to eat healthy for the rest of the day. After a strenuous all-day hike or climb, though, I tend to crave fatty junk food.