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Imagine walking down the street, finding a butt plug in the grass and just jamming it up your ass.

Being aware of things like candy drops, I was surprised this is never mentioned in out annual security training -which starts off saying “People are the worst security risk, so we would love to fire all of them. The next best thing to do is train them, so here you go.”  Don't open emails.  You passed the test!

I’m stuck in Covid Standard Time. Today is Wednesday, March 675th, 2020.

It sounds like people who wear Apple Watches get themselves into some precarious situations.

I look forward to the Air Tags commercial where we learn that Mom and Dad found little Johnny safe and sound (after he wandered away while they were distracted) because they had taken the time to plant a tracker on him that morning

I have the Haylou GT5's, they’re by a Xiomi subsidiary if I’m not mistaken. €30, USB-C plus wireless and pretty decent battery life. Latency though I can’t comment as I’ve never used it for low latency tasks. Though it’s worth noting that they’re quite sound isolating, not transparent at all.

What the hell are you talking about? It’s clearly a wooden floor that someone left some random junk on.

Left there by Nigerian Santa, no doubt.

Pictured: Plastic Ruler. Rock shown for scale.

Them’s some nice particles you got there. Be a shame if something were ta smash them.

To be fair, particle accelerators are basically the same idea.

Santa finally passed that enormous kidney stone that's been bothering him for years during a visit one Christmas Eve?

How do you know I’m not your mom?

Son of a birch! I wood knot want a face full of splinters.

Some albums are intended to be listened to without pause, even though they’re divided into tracks on disc - things like DJ mixes, live performances, Dark Side of the Moon, etc.

“ Poweramp is now available for Android too” you make it sound like it was new for android and i’ve been using it for i think more than 4 years.

Well he eats coffee instead of drinking it, how do you expect him to make a logical comment?

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