Innuendo and propinquity

Seriously - this is probably the least surprising thing yet.

Yeah, how could you disregard the blatant truth from these bastions of integrity.

Man, tabloids just haven’t been up to the same standards since Weekly World News stopped publishing.

To be honest, I also don’t care about Trump’s consensual affairs. We’d probably have to get rid of 99% of all politicians if we gave a shit about consensual affairs, particularly when the participants are smart enough to keep it all under wraps (unlike tweein’ Weiner).

A story like this could tarnish the good name of The National Enquirer.

Is that what we’ve come to? We’re question the great National Inquirer’s journalistic integrity? A staple of the supermarket tabloids for decades. Their legacy of hard hitting journalism has informed the opinions of millions.

Omg i am grey because i wiped my phone by accident and now the WSJ is breaking celeb gossip. DA FUQ

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

Exactly! which is why he should not be at CNN. If Donna had the good grace to resign, so should he.

*Payrolls - plural.

but Corey Lewandowski is still on the payroll.

Can’t control it? I beg to differ. Blushing on command is really easy, and preventing a blush, or returning from one in progress, is slightly more difficult but still not too bad. The former takes tensing up the right muscles, and the latter is all about breath control.

I’ve been so surprised to see people getting enthusiastic about offset sticks. I’ve never had a preference on control stick position; both feel fine to me.

Fallon is a no-talent hack who sucks (seriously why are you not watching Colbert instead), but this is good advice. In short, stop taking yourself so goddamned seriously and stop trying to constantly find fault in the words and actions of others (unless those “others” happen to be Jimmy Fallon).

As a an industry guy, I can say the collision avoidance systems are not affected by every wash. However, the industry is starting to move toward conveyor belt type drive systems (where the customer places their vehicles in park vs neutral). This will ensure that collision avoidance, if triggered, will not have any…

Why? For a quick clean, they work well. It’s not a full wash/wax, but if it drizzles and the trees dump ick on your car, for $9, it works.

That’s almost cool

Hand wash my car? I don’t have time to do that. I work & on my days off I drive it. I just go the touch-less gas station car wash, and wax it after. I also go to have unicorn shit sprayed on it.