Can we all just agree that the David Pumpkins SNL sketch was not good?

I love how they’re surprised that it doesn’t work on a smartphone. Should be pretty obvious since it’s not a powered port.

This might not be a big deal, but your take is objectively wrong.

My point, though, is that most of the people I have ever known who I suspect would have failed this test, were dealing (or not dealing) with something internal that was beyond their control—whether it be chronic depression, bipolar disorder, etc. I mean, I’m sure there are plenty of so-called “toxic” people who don’t…

What about people suffering from mental illness or some other brain disorder? Fuck ‘em?

The size comparison between either is not the issue - it’s that the title is flat out wrong because obviously there were portable battery packs for laptops available more than 10 years ago when it suggests that this is the first one ever. These were designed to be flat and thin enough to slide in next to your laptop…

The size comparison between either is not the issue - it’s that the title is flat out wrong because obviously there…

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

This title seems to totally ignore that these existed more than 10 years ago. This literally is “a portable battery pack for your laptop”.

This title seems to totally ignore that these existed more than 10 years ago. This literally is “a portable battery…

Avoid weasel words to make your pitches sound more credible, but use weasel words to make your pitches less binding in their deliverable targets. You got to strike a balance between being credible enough to get the project picked up, but not be too binding for when it fails miserably. Ideally you want weasel words…

What about oddly shaped pillows? I’m asking for a friend.

Never wash an old feather pillow. I tried that once. Never again. I should have known. It fell all apart in the washer. A lot to clean up. I should have just thrown the thing out.

Sadly until I can replace the battery, I’m not dropping $25 a year on each of them. Far too expensive to be throwaway items. If the case came apart to replace that $0.89 cent CR2032 battery inside I would be getting many tiles.

Sadly until I can replace the battery, I’m not dropping $25 a year on each of them. Far too expensive to be…

1/800 are decent odds. Doubt it’s that common though.

1/800 are decent odds. Doubt it’s that common though.

Is there a worthy competitor that has a changeable batt? I have Tile and haven’t even thought about battery changing. Crap.

Is there a worthy competitor that has a changeable batt? I have Tile and haven’t even thought about battery…

What if I like the look of sharp pixels? Am I some sort of sexual deviant?

staring at your own butthole with a magnifying glass.

I’d like to add that it also comes with a US warranty, if that matters to you.

I’d like to add that it also comes with a US warranty, if that matters to you.

You can always update the article and while you’re at it retitle it “games fucking Nintendo should fucking put in the fucking virtual store” 😝