Innuendo and propinquity

Seriously - this is probably the least surprising thing yet.

Yeah, how could you disregard the blatant truth from these bastions of integrity.

Man, tabloids just haven’t been up to the same standards since Weekly World News stopped publishing.

To be honest, I also don’t care about Trump’s consensual affairs. We’d probably have to get rid of 99% of all politicians if we gave a shit about consensual affairs, particularly when the participants are smart enough to keep it all under wraps (unlike tweein’ Weiner).

A story like this could tarnish the good name of The National Enquirer.

Is that what we’ve come to? We’re question the great National Inquirer’s journalistic integrity? A staple of the supermarket tabloids for decades. Their legacy of hard hitting journalism has informed the opinions of millions.

Omg i am grey because i wiped my phone by accident and now the WSJ is breaking celeb gossip. DA FUQ

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

Exactly! which is why he should not be at CNN. If Donna had the good grace to resign, so should he.

*Payrolls - plural.

but Corey Lewandowski is still on the payroll.

If nobody is eating venomous snakes, then you have them all to yourself. No competition!

Some snakes just like spicy food.

Because he can.

Can’t control it? I beg to differ. Blushing on command is really easy, and preventing a blush, or returning from one in progress, is slightly more difficult but still not too bad. The former takes tensing up the right muscles, and the latter is all about breath control.

Cool. It makes you cool.