Mine looked similar to yours, except my number 1 spot was just titled “Road” which is weird since I don’t leave the house really.

Well, I guess there are multiple ways to say “fuck you”, and that certainly qualifies as one.

She makes my shitty Northern Illinois accent sound melodious and sweet. She’s worse than Bobby’s mom from Bobby’s World. I use shear cloth for this purpose, plus you can reuse that, so less waste.

Holy fuck, just kill yourself you useless cunt. Fuck right off and die, take your whole useless family with you too for spawning such a pussy whipped piece of shit. Because historically women for the most part are fucking useless, how’s that for an answer. Their only service is to spit kids out. Very few women…

Damn, I was hoping for more of these type of stories. This has been a bit of a disappointment. You got your gross and extreme leg break and green pool, but I was expecting a respectable body count with the way it was described leading up to it.

Right? Sadly a rarity on gawker, let alone deadspin. Usually all Deadspin cares about is who’s calling who a nigger/faggot/whatever-other-slur in the locker room, or dick pics.

Oh, we can only hope Leslie Jones gets killed in Rio. That racist, unfunny, misandrist cunt.

Or actual software. Linux is shit, I’ve tried every distro out there that was supposedly comparable to Windows, too much shit needs to be done in the command line still to get things working. Android’s the best linux distro I’ve tried.

You’re going to need to do something better than that. It didn’t work the first time toots.

Nah, nigger be playin’. Also weird that they actually are losing all their black people. I’m sure the other guy got shot by a nigger in Chicago, but you know we need stricter gun control, since those people tend to buy legal guns that are registered and everything.

I think Gamefreak owns most of Pokemon, hence why they’re making a killing off of Pokemon Go and not nintendo. So I would assume they’d be cooler than Nintendo about it, but as we speak, I get a 500 error message trying to go to their site. So who knows.

Really? Since I can’t get to their site.

Shit, they’re losing niggers left and right. I smell a conspiracy. Must be the cops killing them. They’re running out of their tax deductibles. Token blacks with talent are hard to come by that also sound white. Well at least they still have her, she’s deductible.

well as an autistic man, even though Romanian in origin, I could never do gymnastics. I hate shit on my hands. As a child, I despised finger painting and playing in the mud.

No that’s a “fuck this shit, I don’t want to go out there and try it look.”

And RIO claims its first victim. Good on you.

I know, that’s what I was trying to get at. Since major cities make a killing on tourism alone. So how the hell are they so much in debt. Since in most cases that shit isn’t going back into the city or not enough to justify the debt.

Why? Whatever cunt bore you should have aborted such an uncaring unsympathetic piece of shit. What if the guy’s autistic and has issues with trust. So now you’re making fun of a man’s disability. See you and the dumb fuck author don’t really think things through since you’re so wrapped up in yourselves that you can’t…

Fair enough.

I’m sure tasker could help if you have an android phone.