Well hold on, no one at Mojang sucks dick? So there aren’t any female or gay people on staff, or if there are females, they’re lesbians? So many unhappy employees, no wonder Notch left, guy couldn’t get his dick sucked.

Oh my, it’s like the gym rat version of Linus, same squeaky voice and intensity.

Did you as Kinja have issues with these celebrities since they knew the kind of shit you’ve put out under the Gawker banner, you know the type that’s just there to defame people and make them look bad or stupid, like a tabloid. Also Jezebel hasn’t been very kind to male acts either, wrongfully taking things out of…

I use this app on Android, if you have ad-blocker you can side step the in-app ads.

I’ve tried many times to get into this series and just can’t, and I can’t figure out why. On paper, it’s everything I love, dark hidden under a bright colorful facade, sarcastic humor, and weirdness a-plenty. Yet everytime I watch it, I get turned off by it. I think it’s the overuse of kitschy fake…

Also what if you don’t have loved ones? What are we supposed to do? Just be SOL?

If you look closely, it’s not a screw off, which is really confusing to me. Look

Yeah, there really isn’t anything menacing or off putting about this image. Thank god they went with blue and not red. Also kind of love how the “r” in “truck” makes the “t” look more “f” like, someone in design deserves a promotion.

As long as it doesn’t have the Green Goblin’s head on its grill, you should be fine.

This week I was about to make a huge life altering decision, and decided against it, kind of sad that I did. I was in the market for a pet raccoon. Was really excited and had prepped for it for about a year before the actual date. Quite a huge blow. It was the most work I’ve ever done in preparation for the thing.…

God I remember when I first moved in, I had to learn how to tell a ripe fruit from bad or premature. Still don’t have that one mastered. I wish there was a nice infographics for that. Especially with your more exotic fruits like Mango, Star, and whatnot.

Okay, you guys really need to stop doing this, every time something comes up in my life that I need help with, you guys have an oddly specific article addressing my issues. It’s a little eerie at this point.

Who is she? And is she using drunken fist style fighting? She kind of reminds me of a female version of dhalsim.

What makes it so great is that it’s there to be a dumb movie if all you want is just a dumb movie, and it can also be a stupidly complex masterpiece. Constantly giving spoilers and alluding to what will happen next. Very few movies can ride both lines so perfectly.

Like are you planning your break up and haven’t sprung it on your partner and you just added this to your Any.do tasks?

You’re right, it was MSPaint-ed.

Their undershirts literally survive anything and are amazingly built. They’re thick, but not overly warm and does a great job wicking moisture in summer.

I’ve never had any real issues with Walmart brands, Mainstay has some good stuff, yeah great value isn’t amazing. Their pasta isn’t bad, nor is their mac ‘n cheese. They’re not great, but for a dollar off of Kraft equivalent items, they more than do. I wouldn’t buy anything bakery wise from them or taste specific…

And to keep in tone with the season of cleaning, throw out the stuff for that project too, since most of the time that starts to accumulate and can retard progress since now you’re being constantly reminded of those unfinished project. That can create guilt and distraction, so if you absolutely don’t need those side…

Totally a huge fan of using my bathtub to clean everything. I’m also a fan of accidentally spilling water everywhere near ALL of my electrical items, so no more dusty desk issue, and luckily my laptop wasn’t on my desk at the time, damn Brita Pitcher. I also use the clutter bin method.