Huh, weird none of them led to "none". So this clearly wasn't made for me.

Including this one? Since that would be ironic. Though when I moved into my first condo and had all my stuff to unpack, I had to come to the realization that most of what I owned was junk. I'm a tinkerer, so I collect parts and what not that I say I'll do stuff with and then never actually do it, so it starts piling…

Can't wait for the reviews that call Tesla a cheap iCar knock off if this comes to fruition, just like every 5.5" or greater phone is now an iPhone 6 plus knock off.

Okay the icon at the bottom explained everything. This is why you don't use company infographics, since they're a little biased. I was okay with the first instance of Mirino mentioned then by the second instance I was wondering what their agenda was, and third destroyed it for me and made me look at the small print…

What? No I didn't realize the "C" (obviously for Chicago) was supposed to resemble a "wishbone" with its weird point on the left side near the middle. Or is that what you're calling it.

wait is that what the "c" is supposed to be, god I'm a shitty chicagoan, but then again not a sports fan whatsoever I probably wouldn't have a way to know that, but I like useless information.

it looks like the pinnies I had to wear when playing flag football in gym class as a kid.

Best parent ever. I love this so much, how does he respond to that realization?

I think dying by a lego avalanche would be the best way to go.

Oh, see I thought it was a vacuum tube, to suck up pieces when not needed.

I think I just came, so many bricks, my dream as an adult is to have enough money to have a 18' x 20' x 20' lego room with the walls lined to the ceiling with lego bricks in containers, but only the basics, none of those weird holed legos or tubes. Slants and tiles are more then welcomed.

It was like coming home from the beach, and not desanding your clothes before washing.

Thanks, I'll try that, since I do want to love OxiClean, my grandmother always had luck with it when she was alive, so I didn't get why I didn't. I'm also sure it says that somewhere on the packaging, but of course I was too lazy/impatient to read. I can totally see the liquid sucking since it seems like it would have…

I've always ran into granules left in the machine when I use it, hence why I don't use it anymore.

I wasn't allowed to visit my cousins when they moved to PA since I would have been such a bad influence on them, a fact that my cunt of a mother relished in telling me. Now their son is suicidal and their daughter has a fucked up GI track since all she eats is Mac and Cheese and nothing else (literally). Can't blame…

Sounds like my mother.

I too have similar parents, but I just won't have my family at my wedding if I ever get married and if I ever have kids they'll address my parents as "mr. beyer" and "ms. [maiden name]" (since her current husband (not beyer, that was her first husband) is waiting for an opening to flee that shithole he accidentally…

I love how the guy in grey seems to be thinking, "I totally don't get this".

Yeah mine does too, but then I get those annoying winds in mine like the video. I also may have added a few extra feet to the cord so I could do away with needing an extension cord or having to plug it in multiple times, so now it's about 30' long over the 15' originally.

This is great and all, but what about vacuum cords? You're kind of forced to wind it up using the coiling method, any suggestions for single free end cords?