By being just weird enough, rumors get spread about you, rumors that ostracize you but yet protects you at the same time. There was a rumor in kindergarten that I threw a brick at a teacher and kicked another. Then in high school there was a rumor that I assaulted my math teacher and made another math teacher cry. I…

Yeah, well maybe not people, but he wasn't too kind to that pig.

Kind of, since if you do it correctly the bully in question is nullified and the former victim is looked at as a hero for not resorting to violence and finding a creative way to attack the foe. Telling on him only ensures that the victim will be further ostracized and bullied not just by the bully but everyone else…

Yup I was the same way. I used my weirdness and peer perceived mental instability to my advantage. I was able to get away with murder since people assumed I was more than capable of committing murder. So no matter how belligerent I got and no matter the size of the other person, they never fought me.

And smite them to hell? Totally works every time.

Tell them to size up the opponent and see if they can take them. If not tell them to find the most embarrassing bit of info on the "bully" and expose it to the class. Or make something up like: "You obviously pick on me since your alcoholic father blames you for existing and ruining his life and beats you for it".

I was neither for a while and relied on my memory which is very good, but Google has opened my eyes along with Windows 8. My Win 8 calendar syncs nicely with my Google one (since I'm an Android user). I also set my reminders a day in advance. being autistic I need to mentally prepare myself sometimes for an event like…

and down right neat. There are a lot of hacks that are unnecessary and are just there to show off one's intelligence and creativity.

I'm kind of from the school of thought that the best part of hammering is the potential for injury. I also have great aim.

I know that's what adds to the irony :)

wow even the duster got a hipster treatment.

I always start off with religion, money or politics but in as inflammatory of a manner as possible. If that doesn't work, I say something rude about their appearance and when questioned I just call the person "fat", and hope it gets the ball rolling. And if it doesn't, I am at least left alone for the rest of the…

so you're saying we should back up stuff to a cloud because you own a cloud back up service? Now what protects my data on your servers and have you ever been hacked (company wise, not you couldn't care less about the latter)? Dropbox has been hacked, iCloud and others. What's your history and is there a way to…

that was hard to watch.

Why wouldn't you rap a cloth around the flat of the hammer if you're going to be banging on metal. or get a rubber mallet?

these hacks always bring out the hippies telling you how big shampoo companies are bad and poisoning your hair, or how gelatin is gross and you wouldn't put it in your hair if you knew where it came from. I know and seen the process and it doesn't bother me one bit. All I know is that Jello is great tasting and Haribo…

Yeah, god forbid the miracles of science help our follicles. Your concoction probably makes your hair feel soft since all of the acids your putting in your hair is thinning it out and weakening its root system.

What part of that statement did you think would be a turnoff to an omnivore? Ew gross, it's bones and hooves. I've ate a lot of weird and awful shit in my life. Once heavily doped up I started to eat my own cheek and found it was hard to stop, it tasted really really good. Also as other's stated we're naturally…

yeah but a bitch to remove. from their metal plate.