I love this car. It shows American automotive engineering at its best. Its crazy that they got almost 700 horses out of its V6. But 2 main things are a turnoff for me about the car: the price and Fords ridiculous selection program for buyers.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

I have tried very hard....but for some reason i cannot physcially pee on myself

Write it up and we’ll send it to the Captain

Hey Rodney

The only place i have ever experienced weird sensations is at Le Mans. When you’re at a high RPM for long periods of time, it seems to stick with you. The week after Le Mans, i always hear a loud V8 in my sleep.

I knew they were a great partner when they were upset that i cut off my mullet...

It was the first proper weekend for it, so there is some room for improvement. But I enjoyed the race itself. It was my first race in a GT3 car. Racing with ABS was a bit different and takes away from some of the purity of it, but the cars were fun to drive.

Rodney would love to venture out, but he’s happy to be in sportscars. If the opportunity came up with the right program, i’d love to give it a try.

1. Dog toys are always welcome. Fonzie goes through them as fast as we go through tires.

Hello Jalopnik world...this is Rodney!

With Cinco de Mayo tomorrow, I can’t help but ask this. Tacos or Burritos & why?

who knew the best way to fix the 996 was to turn it into a slant nose

My favorite one of the bunch.

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

Did I just fall in love with P.K. Subban?

Current 06 Mazda3 owner chiming in to back that up. I can actually break 30 mpg at a consistent 65-70 mph.