And the most important tip: auto-run is the equals sign button.

Show us on the doll where the tricycle touched you

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

rip up your jalop card.

The trade-off, though, is that your daily driver dependably delivers you to your soul-crushing job each and every day.

Where I work, there’s a weekly case conference meeting over the lunch hour. They always order food from the same place. One of the partners always gets a salad and bagel chips. Then she takes small bites of each crusty bagel chip, and each bite is louder than her speaking voice. It literally echoes in this small…

6ish.

Whelp, more for me!

The best part was that he actually tells them he will scare the fuck out of them. They don’t believe him and keep complaining. And then he does.

My thought is most people who work there have a warped sense of veiwing them as realistic. The first hosts, like the shot-taking cowboy, weren’t as believable (though it’s interesting, he’s in storage fully clothed?) and then over time you’d become numb to it as the technology advanced. Younger employees like Shannon…

I put my hand in mercury all the time and it doesn’t affect me affect me affect me affect pineapple.

This right here is good Jalopnik.

Congratz ohjvo

I think this is the first time they died.

We would have also accepted “Helen Keller.”

Can confirm.

Oh ok. I guess if Chris O’Donnell had died after Batman & Robin, it’d be the film we’d all remember as the best Batman film.

welp....... nobodies stealing that