I thought that van driver was fucking done for. The way that dude walked up to him and his size advantage made it look like the van driver would be dead and the van car jacked.

No reason at all for this game. It’s practically done and it’s been functional for 3 years or so.

Science is great. Get me one of those tool makers too, please.

Now you’re thinking!

Well in future, try taking the rats out before fricasseeing them!

Did a knight wear armor over his armor to protect his armor?

Damn, she is cute as hell. I would totally repeatedly regret dating her.

Have a crazy Happy 75th Birthday, Jeep!

I want this. I need this. They won't sell me this. This is bullshit.

Make it count. You’ll only get one shot. Nobody is going to want to play you a second time. You think Ken Jennings gets a lot of invites to game night?

In twenty years, I’m going to absolutely kill at the “Jalopnik Edition” of Trivial Pursuit. That will totally make up for the time I spend reading this stuff.

Actually it IS all about you. You don’t get to break the law just because it’s inconvenient for you to follow it.

The truck is supposed to yield right of way and wait for an opening. If an opening never comes then, yes, never turn.

Put on your motherfucking seat belt Marshawn!

She have an fine-ass ass to match?

It’s more fun to put them on your regular-ass car.

Can we just talk for a second about how clean the lines are on the front?

Ah, the long-awaited prequel to Shower With Your Dad Simulator.

Bring back the original Battlefield theme song or a version of it instead of using some modern rap song that doesn’t fit the era at all.....

This looks great. Hopefully they can finally make a decent singleplayer campaign.