Looking great!

Man, I need to get out more.

I know exactly how this will turn out.

Too bad it’s not on Switch!

Nor affordability.

Won’t work.

Farmer’s viral advertising is leaking into Jalopnik.

If it doesn’t seem to be working, just blow in the cartridge.

What a weird world we live in.

All animals deserve their privacy.

Saw my first Model 3 in the wild (Midwest) yesterday. I still really like it and if/when they’re readily available I’ll absolutely consider if for my next vehicle.

Street-legal normal-person version of this. I need it.

Thought for sure this said “pastor.”

Probably a Mac?

So far the best I’ve seen of it is the Planet Coaster style illustration/animation.

I usually feel the same way. Especially when there is some cheesy one-liner or something that repeatedly accompanies the long animation.

I reluctantly clicked play and within the first 3 seconds my ears were bleeding because of the standard “AHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRROOOOOOO” yelling that seems to be required in these videos.

That’s always the type of response I anticipated when I’d work up the courage to send a letter (or email) to someone I respected asking for advice.

Do they have a patch schedule? I just recently heard about this game (a week before it released) and I’m sure I’ll love it.