Tainted energy drinks, right?

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I should NOT have googled trypophobia. The "naturally" occurring patterns don't bother me, but some of the diseases or abnormalities in humans make me want to vomit...oh god....I fear I'll never be the same again...

Haha, the metal music was a nice touch.

"This car will allow you to do everything and anything while driving a car, except that little insignificant annoyance of actually driving a car."

Christ...where's the whiskey.

Either that or less food.

I, for one, think we need more pneumatic tubes in everyday life. The bank and the pharmacy just aren't enough.

I was thinking the exact same thing. It would be amazing to buy some land somewhere and design a track like that...the underground tunnel with skylights, the building ruins to drive through...ugh, so awesome.

This represents a concept that I've come across a few times, and I'm still unsure as to where I stand in relation.

It's simple...play the game for 7 years, come back, and you can use the weapon.

Nice nod to a great game. Still remember not being able to play RE without someone else in the room...scary stuff to a 10 year old.

It at least explains the presence of the cop - a bit of a stretch but I'm assuming he was the one who found the body and outlined it to preserve the position of the body upon discovery.

Wrong again, bucko.

I call it, "Throo." And I'm not even German!

Appropriate:

Couldn't many of today's crash protection standards be fit into the camaro on the right?

JESUS FKING CHRIST!