I thought we were in the middle of a "free the nipple" revolution? I see multiple male nipples and zero female nipples.

I'm a graphic designer with close to 10 years of professional, full-time experience. I recently became unemployed and decided (for the time being) that I would focus on freelance work - I've always had a few freelance gigs throughout my full-time employment over the years.

The size of that jet screws with my eyes. It's just like a smaller jet, super-sized. Same proportions, shape, etc....just BIGGER.

I'm not sure it's being "smart enough" to stay in a car for more than two years. If you're financially able to do so, and you're the type of person who - after two years - is going to want a new vehicle or something different, then it works just fine.

I think the cells were in the wrong spot.

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake..."

There's so....little going on.

As someone who likes to gingerly cruise around the neighborhood on a vintage 350cc Honda...this is terrifying.

This is fantastic - I would love to live in a place like that.

"A deft hand pushes boundaries subtly."

"Here's a little song I wrote...."

This...this is much more enjoyable.

How will they keep anyone from running amuck around the entire store all night?

Nothing like a helpful kitchen cleaning tit.

"Your favorite...spotted dick!"

EVERY GODDAMNED DAY.

Anyone else seeing Pizza Tycoon?

Where's his peen?