That sounds like a fantastic job!

No. Not a still of this video minus the thong. A still of this video, minus the thong , plus about 60lbs and 15 years.

I want him to voice my inner monologue.

This is a good example of why I don't think I'll ever have kids. Not the "ex" thing, specifically, but the fact that when there is a child involved, there are SO MANY variables that only have to be slightly fucked up in order to make everything (for you and/or for the child) awful.

Haha, I did just that. Not sure why, but I really don't like the Kill Bill movies.

Entertainment porpoises.

God Damnit, Debby!!

Welcome to HELL.

In his first appearance on the sitcom Roseanne, the character "David" (played by Johnny Galecki) was named "Kevin."

I jumped and yelped like a little girl when that ghost in the hall rushed the camera....yikes.

What's the correct answer to this question?

ohhhh.....damn you for that.

Did you....did you dream me?

<——WINE VOMIT

Horse drawn carriages! Looks promising.

Also, was it just that I was exposed to a lot of Microprose games, or did they just make some of the most amazing stuff?

Cool...thanks for the suggestions - I'll check them out.

I was just thinking yesterday how I'd love a new Transport Tycoon. Have I missed anything worthwhile?

WAS THE CLICK WORTH IT....WELL, WAS IT?!?!

Well....fuck.