Pure dumb luck?

Trick Number One: Looketh over there...

I think we can safely assume he/she is hardly invited to parties in the first place.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT. I WANT TO SEE THE COMMENTS AND CASUALLY CONVERSE!

So how can something claim to be ZERO calories if it contains aspartame?

Oh..wow. Didn't know that existed.

There is something oddly satisfying about these images.

Hahaha, who the fuck is Tom Clooney?

2:17-2:21 Hahaha.

As obvious and distracting as it is to me, I've met many people who "can't tell a difference."

George Costanza would hate this. He was all about keeping everything (with no regard for ease-of-use or downsizing).

Well, then you'll REALLY appreciate this:

In my head:

Doesn't do it for me...but here you go!

Here's a sample:

WRONG.

Buys new shoes.

I used to change my alarm sound every couple of weeks - the fact that they woke me up eventually turned them into something that made me instantly angry.

I imagine if we did discover life beyond our planet, they were friendly, and we/they had means of contacting us, people would be much more accepting of them than we are of other humans of different race.