Holy shit, that’s a real scene. Someone wrote that!

Remember when Flash and Cyborg were in that Scooby-Doo episode where they had to go dig up Superman who was buried in a normal-ass cemetery like a regular person despite the fact that he’s a space alien with god-like superpowers whose remains should and would probably be kept in a lab somewhere? Remember that awkward r…

“he also consumes intelligence verbally”

I’m sorry, but what the fuck is that?

“Calling all cars! Calling all cars! There is a Black family trying to increase their property value in Montclair! It may even increase the property value of the house next door! Calling all cars!”

Why own a business and take the risk when you can license your name to some asshole and get nothing but sweet sweet profit? 

I can’t watch videos like this; my secondhand embarrassment senses start tingling.

Here’s what gets me about the AV Club. They’re all about being kind and understanding and progressive (which is a good thing), but underneath it there’s still this subdermal layer of nastiness with stuff like this. Yes, this person is acting foolishly, but why tape it and share it? And if you’re a successful media…

Whenever I do anything stupid in public—or something gross, like picking my nose or farting- I worry some asshole is going to record it on their phone and upload it to YouTube.

The wife CLEARLY does that. Not sure if the husband actually pointed the gun at someone intentionally.  He did have horrible muzzle discipline so if he turned his body to the left whatever was 90 degrees to his right was now having a gun pointed at them, but other than pointing it at his wife multiple times, don’t…

People of color are walking by our house! Get the guns!

So what’s Wiig’s excuse?

Yes.

America’s economy is basically a shell game that demands that the poor and working class spend instead of save, because if they don’t spend, the entire economy collapses.

“I REQUEST A SATANIC BURIAL!”

“BOOOOOOOO!”

You can eat my dog,
You can eat my truck,
But you eat my flag and you’re out of luck!
She’s a’wavin’ proud around the world,
From Dallas to Ft. Worth,
Let me say it again...
Don’t mess with Earth!
... don’t-mess-with-Earth.
Kill Zoidberg!

Similarly,  I can't decide if he is a modern day Andy Kaufmaan, or if he is trying too hard to be a modern day Andy Kaufman.

....I’m confused. If they were trying to storm the stage, doesn’t that mean they didn’t like him being racist? And did Sacha Baron Cohen give these lousy people a ton of money as a donation to get into the event?

It looks like people are having a hard time adjusting to such drastic social Chang. 

I also found Abed's use of a stereotypical "goblin" voice to be quite troubling in "Advanced Advanced Dungeons and Dragons," and expect it to be pulled.  You're next, all of Star Trek!