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You are doing the lord’s work

LISA: Nuke the Whales? You don’t really believe that, do you?

Exhibit 1 of how no one gives a shit about context:

#notallbrikabraks

Danny Glover, check and mate!

The failure to comprehend the definition of “predicted” is a disqualifier 

The Colombian-Stereotypes Gang vs. The Jamaican-Stereotypes Gang subplot was certainly more ridiculous than a game-hunting alien preying on both.

If you watch the Gallery (the dumbest name) behind-the-scenes series on the Mandalorian, Pedro actually is in the armor some of the time, but splits physical portrayal with two stunt people.

At this point, Twitter is 100% trolling 45 and I hope they keep it up through November. Keep throwing fact-checks on his lies and block his calls to violence. His impotent tantrums will only increase, hopefully demonstrating what a petulant child he’s been all along.

Pffft, too bad Biths ruined Jizz by appropriating it from the Ortolans.

ThE aMeRiCaN wAy!

IT’S A WALKOUT!

I got a Justified notification for this?

Who’s to say that a time-traveling X Æ A-12 Musk wasn’t the reason that law exists in the first place!?!?

The book cashgrab is called Midnight Sun...The book cashgrab will be available on August 4, and Meyer says there’s “so much more to his side of the story than there is to Bella’s” “just give me that sweet, sweet existing-intellectual-property moneyin from the first chapter of Twilight.

How long until they just end up making Patton Oswalt’s fanfic filibuster script from Parks and Rec a reality?

Wonderful points, and therein lies the problem. At the end of the day, it’s the responsibility of the end user to use critical thinking, reason, and fact-checking to determine whether something is believable or dangerous. However, that takes time, skill, knowledge, and ability some people lack, necessitating this sort

What frustrated me most about that episode was the vagaries about how Don Lewis’s wealth was discussed. I think his ex-wife and/or adult children said something like “everything he touched made money.” The fuck does that mean? With his Costa Rican connections, it’s implied there was some sort of illegitimacy and

With a tagline including she’s “sick of arrogant socialists like AOC, who’ve never even run a lemonade stand, trying to tell us how to live in Alabama and that more government is the answer” how could she fail?

It’s absolutely is an actionable cause of action: violation of The right of publicity. And of course it’s her team, which acts on her behalf.