You could probably avoid the lottery’s low probability and just Kickstart your way there. Donation incentives could include background character work or speaking parts for larger donations....er, forget I said anything. That’s a TERRIBLE idea.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that referencing this scene is more dated than the outdated reference made IN that scene.

“bread is bread” 

Tear-jerking? Dylan McDermott’s in this?

“And he makes a big show of feeling put-upon as a social being who apparently has to give fashion advice to Meghan Markle, a joke that is almost funnier for being already out of date.”

But the fact that he couldn’t concisely say that, and the fact that he did Dolittle, makes me question his decision making...“just my opinion.” 

He got the “Spy Hard” theme, I’d say that’s just as good.

OH! CHRISTIAN BALE IS A HORSE! CHRISTIAN BALE IS A HORSE! WELL LOOK AT HIM DANCE LIKE, LOOK AT HIM GO LIKE, LOOK AT HIM DANCE LIKE A HORSE! 

Eggs-aclty! [PUNS!]

What are you talking about!? Star Wars brings people in end up not mattering much big picture. Darth Maul (pre-retcon resurrection) and Qui-Gon Jinn (who is never mentioned in the OT though he apparently was padawan for Yoda and master to Obi Wan) would like a word with you....

#cANNEceled

Rey and Kylo Ren were in the Millenium Falcon making Jedis and I saw one of the Jedis and the Jedi looked at me.

CEO standing for “Cookie Eating Officer” brings me an unreasonable amount of joy.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan regrets having to confirm this unfortunate news.

Oh they do. A country with a loooooooooooooooot of money. Everything else is just cost-of-doing-business inconvenience.

My suggestion for casting, and hear me out cause this is a real stretch, would be John David Washington in the lead role.

I dunno, things worked out great for Tibet.

You sure showed him, random internet shithead.

I still don’t understand why the focus has been on casting aspersions on the whistleblower when it’s undisputed that:

With great power comes great...savings at Macy’s?