Double that up with the concept of transubstantiation as L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y consuming their triumvirate deity during the Eucharist....

Well, with all those deficiencies, how’d he get to be Space Emperor!?

How did you find some this time of year!?

“we can neither confirm nor deny the stifling of said presumed giggling....”

You, sir and/or madam, are my hero.

DIMORPHODONISNOTADINOSAURITISAFLYINGREPTILE

Counterpoint: a Jeremy Renner app needed no outside influence to suck.

Waiting for a third spin-off that’s all about the tits....

It may affect my star rating if they convert to rickshaws, as I’ll be forced to utter such phrases as:

Where was Jeff Gillooly last night?

Gourmet coffee said he’d just be out for a minute to grab some smokes. That was 15 years ago. :(

[Read in Werner Herzog’s voice]

+1 precipitous fall from Rocky Top

I’m seeing double! Six murder charges!

Where’s the beefy arm coming out of its back?

Sir, having read the article, I’m sure the Browns have already won multiple Super Bowls and are a new dynasty. No, I’m not going to remember who the last Super Bowl winners are, nor check any additional sources to confirm if that’s true or just the deranged lunacy from a syphilis-ravaged brain.

I glued a live spider to my face, GIMME SOME CANDY!

I’m sorry, you’ve exceeded your thirty seconds to explain why the dispute with Iran regarding The Strait of Hormuz encapsulates the decades of hostility between the countries and what you plan, as President, to do about it.

So, just there cover of Smooth Criminal over and over for 50 minutes followed by an encore of Movies and Smooth Criminal again?

Even more disturbing is the 31 percent who say he is “drawing the country together.” I mean...maybe we DO need to focus strongly on mental health issues, because I’m not sure what your perception of reality is when you think anything he does can be remotely considered “unifying”.