“I love the poorly educated” -Donald Trump

And yet people still log on, consume, and feed into the spiraling dystopia that is our present. Until enough PEOPLE become self-aware and realize they’re being outright manipulated, it will continue on and on.

Just wanted to say this is the first time I’ve seen “BoJo” used as his moniker and it definitely fits and I’m definitely using it.

Sir! How dare you! That is his natural hair color and your baseless accusations besmirch this virile alpha male’s character! You go outside anywhere in New York City, and you’ll find numerous young women talking about the unbridled sexual charisma of 75-year-old Rudolph William Louis Giuliani.

Look. I- I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’

The entirety of Conditions of My Parole is definitely where it’s at!

“Something something blowing in the wind”

I mean, everyone treated him with such respect when he was in office. I really can’t think of anybody who, I don’t know, questioned his very citizenship or assumed he was part of some Islamic sleeper cabal intent on enacting Sharia Law.

+1 Fats Domino

copy, paste, toss phone in trash, call it a day.

Yup, and his dipshit cultists can’t even comprehend they’re being grifted for their votes and nothing else while the administrations’ policies will continue to fuck them right over. When you self-describe yourself as deplorable, you’re not wrong!

Newsflash*: Trump, quite possibly, may not know how any portion of the federal government works...

Also, Morgan the time traveler:

+1 Miss You

The replies in the tweet are gold. Thanks to everyone for stifled guffaws this afternoon.

Quit reasonably refusing to play by the internet’s scorched-earth, umbrage-for-the-sake-of-umbrage rules!

I hope, for The Giants’ and their fans’ sake, they try not to call that last play too often. Maybe keep it in their back pocket for the right time, like when they’re down by 5 late in the 4th at the goal line.

Hopefully, you paid Sean O’Neal handsomely for the license to use the big red NO photoshop.  Otherwise, you’ll be hearing from his lawyers!

He’s Frank Zappa’s non-union French equivalent! 

You’re way off. That’s none other than, you guessed it....