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I don’t think I was advocating for unringing that bell, which won’t be done unless things go real, real south.

And that’s the problem with 21st century discourse. We have “The Internet” as some passive wall between the actual individuals (or individuals programming bots) doing the dissemination of ideas.

I mean, for whatever it’s worth, this is the consequence of continuing to beat the dead mule that is Mueller’s investigation: president pissbaby’s meltdowns, which, for the trillionth time, demonstrate how just out of control and delusional he is.

That table is not on fire.  Fail.

They don’t control that, ya see...

Which is curious on why they wailed and gnashed their teeth against Obama for 8 years, seeing as how God, apparently, allowed him 2 terms...

And the wine cellar...you guessed it!

But they turned out to be right!

This is reminiscent of the eating-live-animal-on-a-dare stories (a slug and gecko) where the people contract brain parasites and die.

Umm, I’m not sure you know what the definition of “new” is. Exploitation of workers is as old as capitalism itself (and, it goes without saying, is definitely older).

Have you ever tried to, like, not log onto Twitter for a day? Maybe even a whole week? It might do wonders for your mental and emotional health.

You’d think that this would be a universally approved bill. But I dare you to read the comments on Fox New’s website about Jon’s interview there.

I, too, remember my first creative writing class.

We’re already there, Upgrayedd.

When Independence Day came out, I was fascinated by the term “Plausible Deniability”

Huh, traffic merges ahead, the merging lane is alternately merging with existing highway traffic 5 cars ahead, THAT MEANS I MUST MERGE NOW OVER THE SOLID WHITE LINE!

Fox News has been hyping the term “AOC +3" which is somehow worse

“But, you see, he’s only racist when non-whites fail to mindlessly kiss his ass. So, really, there’s nothing wrong at all! Who among us isn’t racist to those we dislike?”

Trump was able to unify the death cult christians and the prosperity gospel christians into a solid, impenetrable base.  That’s quite a feat!

We live to forget, our short memories doom us to endlessly repeat our past mistakes.