How DARE a movie revolving around norse mythology and space travel be anything but deadly serious.

[plays Torgo theme]

Yes yes, the Party of Lincoln (TM)

Delusions of grandeur is a hell of a drug

My money’s on a For Your Eyes Only-style intro cameo, and then he’s NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.

I’ve seen no one address WHY Putin supported Trump’s 2016 run.

I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, i knew it was them!

What’s Chris Bosh up to these days?

Sir and/or madame:

Late-stage capitalism is quite exhausting, isn’t it.

Seriously, who the fuck is “we” here? The GOP’s core constituents of confederate monument defenders who proudly waive the stars and bars?

Bolton also claims he was in the Straight of Hormuz and saw the nuclear submarines and one of the nuclear submarines looked at him.

Putin wanted a destabilizing figure that lacks credibility, which weakens and de-legitimizes US’s power domestically and abroad and hit a bulls-eye when Trump got the GOP nomination. I really don’t think there’s this significant connection between them with some sort of back channel quid pro quo nonsense.

Cool. I hope you enjoy Trump’s second term as much as everyone else will.

The poor-quality capture makes the unfortunate gentleman look like Chevy Chase.

“Turtle Mason Verger” is probably the most accurate description of McConnell

Well, if it’s nothing else, it’s certainly on-brand for Putin’s Russia

WARNING: DON’T STARE DIRECTLY INTO THIS TAKE!

Headline from the future:

Wait, we have points to lose?