“What if there’s a guy in the control room wearing an old-school Jurassic Park tshirt?”

And because, somehow, the FX are worse than the ones in the original.

My biggest issue with Fallen Kingdom is that, like The Lost World, it advocates for the conservation of the dinosaurs while ignoring that they’re an invasive species living in an unsustainable ecosystem. The book The Lost World is based on even points out that that in all likelihood, if left to their own devices on…

Wayne Knight just about stole that film . Back when actors were allowed personalities . These latest Jurassic movies are so very boring because the characters are shit. 

Others watch it because they want to fuck a cartoon horse.

So...

Man, I was reading this and thinking how many AV Club commenters this described. Then I look down and here you are!

There’s a lot to choose from here

What a weird fucking comment! I don’t see anything in this article claiming that anyone “asking questions before barreling into reforms” is being “crazy or regressive.”

So that Bob’s Burgers episode where Bob goes undercover into the world of Equesticles was not far off the mark.  Just more racism in real life.  Which confuses the hell out of me.

The internet has fashioned such a bizarre exquisite corpse from our pop culture.

This isn’t even his final form!

The original members of the band got back together after Wayne Static died. It’s almost a tribute act at this point.

“otherwise clever people can get swept up in such a community”

40% of Americans think that Donald Trump is an intelligent, commanding, inspirational leader.

An exploitative digital cult born from Facebook meme groups is imploding

Tell me about it. I can teach you how to do it for $50 a month.

I didn't understand a single word of this article...

and also that she was in possession of “all of humanity’s souls”—fear not, however, for souls could be bought back for a price.

That was like 40 years and 20,000 cheeseburgers ago. . .