I dunno, the Titanic song was written for the movie and basically summarizes the movie’s plot.

“Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son of a bitch knows story structure.”

What a mensch, such a sincere and thankful farewell.

They should just take a page from the ridiculous X-Men franchise. It’s kind of all one continuity until it isn’t and we reserve the right to recast, change parts of it, ignore other parts or just straight up rewrite the entire timeline at a moment’s notice.

So, I see Cobra Commander, Snake Eyes, Freddy Mercury, Nite-Owl, Bruce Wayne’s racist Halloween costume from his boarding school days that he’ll eventually issue a fuaxpology for once the internet finds it...and a cow. I’ve no idea what this comic is but I may have to find it now.

My favorite good in a movie, that actually and oddly made the final cut, is him calling Bruce Willis by his real name, and Bruce calmly correcting him, all kept in the movie for some reason.

The new album will include “My Humps,” right? Because if it doesn’t... whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

I mean Legion...guy’s got range.

Yeah! Fuck her for using her platform! She should try criticizing celebrities in comment sections they’ll never read instead.

“I don’t know if you’ve seen the behind-the-scenes of The Mandalorian series, but they employ that incredible screen…” - Ewan McGregor

Deep Blue Sea 3:

I hate that I’m really looking forward to this, but the sharks in the first film were mako, not great whites, right?

tbf the last two or three were shite, so it’s probably for the best.

Dude looks like he's going to try to sell me a timeshare

I think the problem is that Serj and Daron aren’t cool with each other. And that’s why it’s been (holy crap!) 15 years since the last System of a Down album.

A few weeks back in quarantine I kinda just started watching any and all Netflix comedy specials and a lot of them are just really really bad.

How is it that the hijackers in this movie don’t just get the shit beaten out of them by the other passengers? Short memories? 

it is absolutely bonkers that Joseph Gordon-Levitt came out of semi-retirement (this is his first real role since 2016) for a mediocre (and racist?) low-budget German thriller directed by a filmmaker making his feature debut. I am so curious about the story behind this.

Couldn’t quite believe I was reading this article on Gizmodo. Had I accidentally clicked on a link to Fox News, I wondered?

So in summary...never trust white people with dreads.