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Do the guys who support a man who cheated on his wife with a pornstar, then paid off said pornstar, then lied about paying off said pornstar, then ordered others to lie about paying off said pornstar... really want to lecture us about morality and Christianity?

I mean, why bother? If it’s that easy to peel off, then it’s 100% going to peel off on its own within, what, 10 days of use? The only way to prevent it from peeling off is to prevent it from peeling off, whether a person is doing the peeling or it’s being done by the ravages of weeks of normal use.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Ah ha! That means that Interstellar explains how Wooderson could keep getting older while the high school girls stayed the same age.

welp, so much for getting to the gamma quadrant from the alpha quadrant.... what the heck are we gonna do with that space station now?

It’s embarrassing how desperately they need to throw at least a little bit of shade at just about everyone who isn’t Bernie or AOC.

Shortly before this, Tucker seized on Nicolle Wallace saying Buttigieg is “chicken soup for my soul,” which, yeah, is weird in its own right (but also surprisingly apt, as the Chicken Soup books she’s referencing are basically Buttigieg as a candidate: lukewarm, vaguely-Christian slog that makes people feel warm

Jesus. I saw the first pic and thought “43.” The second, which I assume is her license, said “35.”

methteen?

“I’m not a religious leader, and I’m not a scientist either, so it’s my job to weigh both sides,”...

Remember, everyone, she was a law abiding gun owner right up until she wasn’t.

seriously, the “I’m just asking questions here” anti-vax line infuriates me more than just about anything that comes out of their mouths.  This is NOT a debate, this is SETTLED SCIENCE.  I bet when Salk invented the vaccine he never realized they’d be SO good that people would question their value because they’d never

Figures. Evolution and climate change are already part of the liberal deep state, might as well throw medicine in there as well.

Damn. Nice dodge, Neo.

Yeah, but she ain’t wrong. I’m all for keeping progressive momentum going in pulling the Democratic party more to the left through primaries. But in 2018 the House was flipped by less leftist Democrats winning in swing districts, not the (outstanding people that we need more of) handful of progressives who won in

She disagrees with the chickens’ stances on gun control

It doesn’t mean shit if we, the viewers, know that Jon is a Targaryen. It matters that in the story, only Targaryens can safely ride dragons (and not even all of them!), and Dany has no idea that Jon is a Targaryen. Jon has no idea that Jon is a Targaryen. The dragons liked Doreah and like Missandei and a lot of other

I didn’t hate the first episode at all...there was a lot of good going on there.

Of course they are. A lot of people are pissed about everything all the time. Why would they not be pissed about the ending of a television show? Endings of television shows might even be the things that piss people off the most!

After I spent all my money, I didn’t have it anymore!