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“Fix the system!!!! (Unless it’s still currently making me money)

I drop Netflix because they’re raising prices again? That’s gonna impact their bottom line, which is gonna impact raises, bonuses, and possibly get people laid off if enough people do the same thing.

And, lo, the Lord did say unto the people, “lol fuk u got mine”

The problem is that capitalists typically don’t know how to divide the pie well and socialists typically don’t know how to grow it well.

my BA is in econ (I also did grad school for same but didn’t finish) and I really don’t think you can reform capitalism. what is happening now is a feature, not a bug. capitalism is all about accumulation, and that is what billionaires do.

This is a baffling fucking comment.

Bipartisan and skilled shapers of policy working together to redesign the system so it works better.

I think it will be released, but they will try and delay it as long as possible so the the Right Wing drum beat of NO COLLUSION TOTAL EXONERATION can be drilled into the heads of his followers and the media a bit more. So that when the report is released and we see the steaming turd pile of corruption, illegality, and

I hope we never see them in the MCU. My ideal is they exist in their own universe that is not complicated by the history of the MCU.

Also gonna have to give some time for the X-Men to mellow after Dark Phoenix.  Recast and reload.

Here are the notable firings and resignations of the Trump administration in chronological order:

He never summoned Mjolnir, just the back of Stormbreaker’s axe resembles the hammer.

In the clip, I mean. I’m not saying he wasn’t summoning Mjolnir for....what, like, 5 movies now? 

Three words:

“Subject: You are a dude....Ray Knight fucked my GF”
Jesus, it’s like he didn’t even read your guidelines for submitting an article.

Best part is right after the video ends, and all those middle management pricks came rushing up onstage like they thought they were the fucking cast of the Avengers at Comic-Con or some shit.

And Jesus wants you to have lots of guns and keep the unwashed masses from entering the country.

No, no, no, pay attention rich old white guys:

Translation: “I’ve never had to face consequences for shit that I did, so I assumed the law was working.”

Samaria Rice: Police shot my 12-year old son at point blank range.
Robert Kraft: Yes, I too was arrested for paying a woman at a massage parlor to jerk my dick. We are the same.

*Cue “Circle of Life”*

No true woke Scotsman... That’s good