The XFL starts next year.

You’re a real piece of shit

Under The Skin, Obvious Child, Ex Machina, The VVitch, Moonlight, Room, Hereditary (which I loved but you called him an edgelord for some reason (I don’t think you know what edgelord means)), Eighth Grade, Lean On Pete, Lady Bird, Green Room, The Lobster are all great and certainly more than 3. A lot of those are even…

You’re not wrong, but I’d say the better categorization under which to bookmark it is for the next time someone says “You know what this country needs?  Another football league, but with worse players and no fans!”  It’ll happen again in the next 10 years.

The best (weirdest) part of that whole family is the supplements that the dad sells, he put a stock photo of a white guy on the back of the bag because he knew more people would buy if if it looked like a white guy was behind it.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

A source close to the team says [Equanimeous] St. Brown became frustrated because as much as he wanted to follow McCarthy’s play design, he also heard rumors of Rodgers freezing out teammates if they didn’t do exactly what he demanded.

I saw Goodman Alvarado cavorting with demons in Ipswacket Wood not a fortnight last Tues-day! (Ask me not what I was doing there; God forbid it.)

Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

Either that or the male romantic interest in FernGully: The Last Rainforest.

Before the round was over, Gruden had traded his driver away for a ball-retriever and two range balls, and cut his putter from his bag entirely. Tirico wouldn’t leave the cart girl alone, even as she drove off. Trump and Jaws grew to resent each other for their vocal intonations, each accustomed to normally being the…

“People, some people, will say that I cheat at golf, but I own a lot of golf courses, beautiful golf courses, let me tell you, courses everywhere in this country, all around the world, golf courses with so much green grass, stretching as far as the eye can see, and golf is really a great game isn’t it folks? You…

this apparently happened to Mike Tirico during a cursed round that he and Ron Jaworski played against Trump and Jon Gruden

Trump isn’t playing regular golf. He’s playing five-dimensional golf. It’s not his fault if people can’t comprehend his golfing geniusness.

No, that’s not the take at all. That’s just dumb. Take all the nudes you want, but don’t be surprised if somehow it gets out as it did with this teacher.  If you don’t want the possibility of it getting leaked, why risk doing it?  To each his own.  

You fill it out, and keep it on the kitchen counter next to the fridge. Somebody from the party will come by to pick it up.

Because while they weren’t specifically looking for Trump, he is just the kind of person the party leadership were looking for and had set up their base for.

It’s a cult of personality. They played ever more overtly to the racist “base” over decades, and Trump is just the logical conclusion, the monster they created for themselves. While he’s somewhat media savvy, he didn’t mastermind anything. He was the right con man in the right place at the right time.  And the “power”…

Let me tell ya...the ability of the Demonrats to consistently rig these elections is getting out of control. If we don’t stop them soon, they might win one of these elections that they’re constantly rigging.

Meanwhile the NYT has a piece this morning about how Orange has now assumed near total control of the Repub party. Can someone please (I’m begging) explain how someone widely regarded as a “fucking moron” can mastermind such a coup in what, three, short years? I know it’s largely due to a completely corrupted party…