Yes, this a Erick Bachmann...

And thus answers the Question: “Who is this movie for?”

Seriously, in the day and age of easy access to reputable, peer-reviewed information, who is still taking their medical advice from Dr. Drew, Dr. Oz, or any other known snake oil salesmen? And if they still do...why? “Them’s on the teevee” shouldn’t cut it anymore.

That was no zoombombing. It was James Franco’s ART069 course.

On what grounds? If the contract language to purchase the ticket/badge includes a “No Refund” clause and the insurance coverage doesn’t include cancellations based on viral outbreak/global pandemic, any lawsuit is going to be unsuccessful as meritless.

You could probably avoid the lottery’s low probability and just Kickstart your way there. Donation incentives could include background character work or speaking parts for larger donations....er, forget I said anything. That’s a TERRIBLE idea.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that referencing this scene is more dated than the outdated reference made IN that scene.

“bread is bread” 

Tear-jerking? Dylan McDermott’s in this?

“And he makes a big show of feeling put-upon as a social being who apparently has to give fashion advice to Meghan Markle, a joke that is almost funnier for being already out of date.”

But the fact that he couldn’t concisely say that, and the fact that he did Dolittle, makes me question his decision making...“just my opinion.” 

He got the “Spy Hard” theme, I’d say that’s just as good.

OH! CHRISTIAN BALE IS A HORSE! CHRISTIAN BALE IS A HORSE! WELL LOOK AT HIM DANCE LIKE, LOOK AT HIM GO LIKE, LOOK AT HIM DANCE LIKE A HORSE! 

Eggs-aclty! [PUNS!]

What are you talking about!? Star Wars brings people in end up not mattering much big picture. Darth Maul (pre-retcon resurrection) and Qui-Gon Jinn (who is never mentioned in the OT though he apparently was padawan for Yoda and master to Obi Wan) would like a word with you....

Pity.  He was just one day from retirement.

#cANNEceled

Rey and Kylo Ren were in the Millenium Falcon making Jedis and I saw one of the Jedis and the Jedi looked at me.

CEO standing for “Cookie Eating Officer” brings me an unreasonable amount of joy.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan regrets having to confirm this unfortunate news.