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10/14/19

Oh they do. A country with a loooooooooooooooot of money. Everything else is just cost-of-doing-business inconvenience.

10/10/19

My suggestion for casting, and hear me out cause this is a real stretch, would be John David Washington in the lead role.

10/10/19

I dunno, things worked out great for Tibet.

10/10/19

You sure showed him, random internet shithead.

10/4/19

Henry Kissinger and Donald Rumsfeld have already invested and David Boies is on the board of directors!

10/2/19

Seconded. That movie is a hidden classic.

9/27/19

I still don’t understand why the focus has been on casting aspersions on the whistleblower when it’s undisputed that:

9/27/19

With great power comes great...savings at Macy’s?

9/26/19

THAT SHIT IS GROSS!

9/26/19

Double that up with the concept of transubstantiation as L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y consuming their triumvirate deity during the Eucharist....

9/26/19

Well, with all those deficiencies, how’d he get to be Space Emperor!?

9/25/19

How did you find some this time of year!?

9/19/19

“we can neither confirm nor deny the stifling of said presumed giggling....”

9/19/19

You, sir and/or madam, are my hero.

9/19/19

DIMORPHODONISNOTADINOSAURITISAFLYINGREPTILE

9/18/19

Counterpoint: a Jeremy Renner app needed no outside influence to suck.

9/12/19

Waiting for a third spin-off that’s all about the tits....

9/11/19

It may affect my star rating if they convert to rickshaws, as I’ll be forced to utter such phrases as:

9/11/19

Where was Jeff Gillooly last night?

9/6/19

Gourmet coffee said he’d just be out for a minute to grab some smokes. That was 15 years ago. :(