[Read in Werner Herzog’s voice]

+1 precipitous fall from Rocky Top

I’m seeing double! Six murder charges!

Where’s the beefy arm coming out of its back?

Sir, having read the article, I’m sure the Browns have already won multiple Super Bowls and are a new dynasty. No, I’m not going to remember who the last Super Bowl winners are, nor check any additional sources to confirm if that’s true or just the deranged lunacy from a syphilis-ravaged brain.

Speaking with studio execs moved him...TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

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I glued a live spider to my face, GIMME SOME CANDY!

I’m sorry, you’ve exceeded your thirty seconds to explain why the dispute with Iran regarding The Strait of Hormuz encapsulates the decades of hostility between the countries and what you plan, as President, to do about it.

So, just there cover of Smooth Criminal over and over for 50 minutes followed by an encore of Movies and Smooth Criminal again?

Even more disturbing is the 31 percent who say he is “drawing the country together.” I mean...maybe we DO need to focus strongly on mental health issues, because I’m not sure what your perception of reality is when you think anything he does can be remotely considered “unifying”. 

“I love the poorly educated” -Donald Trump

And yet people still log on, consume, and feed into the spiraling dystopia that is our present. Until enough PEOPLE become self-aware and realize they’re being outright manipulated, it will continue on and on.

Just wanted to say this is the first time I’ve seen “BoJo” used as his moniker and it definitely fits and I’m definitely using it.

Sir! How dare you! That is his natural hair color and your baseless accusations besmirch this virile alpha male’s character! You go outside anywhere in New York City, and you’ll find numerous young women talking about the unbridled sexual charisma of 75-year-old Rudolph William Louis Giuliani.

Look. I- I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’

The entirety of Conditions of My Parole is definitely where it’s at!

“Something something blowing in the wind”

I mean, everyone treated him with such respect when he was in office. I really can’t think of anybody who, I don’t know, questioned his very citizenship or assumed he was part of some Islamic sleeper cabal intent on enacting Sharia Law.

+1 Fats Domino