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you mean “disruption

Umm, I’m not sure you know what the definition of “new” is. Exploitation of workers is as old as capitalism itself (and, it goes without saying, is definitely older).

Have you ever tried to, like, not log onto Twitter for a day? Maybe even a whole week? It might do wonders for your mental and emotional health.

You’d think that this would be a universally approved bill. But I dare you to read the comments on Fox New’s website about Jon’s interview there.

I, too, remember my first creative writing class.

We’re already there, Upgrayedd.

When Independence Day came out, I was fascinated by the term “Plausible Deniability”

Huh, traffic merges ahead, the merging lane is alternately merging with existing highway traffic 5 cars ahead, THAT MEANS I MUST MERGE NOW OVER THE SOLID WHITE LINE!

Fox News has been hyping the term “AOC +3" which is somehow worse

“But, you see, he’s only racist when non-whites fail to mindlessly kiss his ass. So, really, there’s nothing wrong at all! Who among us isn’t racist to those we dislike?”

Trump was able to unify the death cult christians and the prosperity gospel christians into a solid, impenetrable base.  That’s quite a feat!

We live to forget, our short memories doom us to endlessly repeat our past mistakes.

How DARE a movie revolving around norse mythology and space travel be anything but deadly serious.

[plays Torgo theme]

Yes yes, the Party of Lincoln (TM)

Delusions of grandeur is a hell of a drug

My money’s on a For Your Eyes Only-style intro cameo, and then he’s NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.

I’ve seen no one address WHY Putin supported Trump’s 2016 run.

I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, i knew it was them!

What’s Chris Bosh up to these days?