Sir and/or madame:

Late-stage capitalism is quite exhausting, isn’t it.

Seriously, who the fuck is “we” here? The GOP’s core constituents of confederate monument defenders who proudly waive the stars and bars?

Bolton also claims he was in the Straight of Hormuz and saw the nuclear submarines and one of the nuclear submarines looked at him.

Putin wanted a destabilizing figure that lacks credibility, which weakens and de-legitimizes US’s power domestically and abroad and hit a bulls-eye when Trump got the GOP nomination. I really don’t think there’s this significant connection between them with some sort of back channel quid pro quo nonsense.

Cool. I hope you enjoy Trump’s second term as much as everyone else will.

The poor-quality capture makes the unfortunate gentleman look like Chevy Chase.

“Turtle Mason Verger” is probably the most accurate description of McConnell

Well, if it’s nothing else, it’s certainly on-brand for Putin’s Russia

WARNING: DON’T STARE DIRECTLY INTO THIS TAKE!

Headline from the future:

Wait, we have points to lose?

And I think that’s what makes the thesis statement of Chernobyl so relevant to our times of dis- and misinformation:

Real life “The Emperor’s New Clothes”

The truth is far more bland. He developed a meth addiction, through rehab went the born-again-to-cleanse route, quit Korn to be a Jesus musician, then rejoined Korn when that didn’t really pan out. this was all probably 5-10 years ago and now he has the pleasure of playing a 25-year-old song from his band with Mike…

“boomer safari fashion” is a pretty good descriptor.

It’s reminiscent of The Harlem Shake, the good old days of memes of the non-dank variety.

Xenomorph, but it’s close. -150

Hopefully, Sonic has a good....

It is my only regret that I will never become famous enough to write a memoir unequivocally demonstrating I have absolutely no self awareness.