I (mostly) ignore Yelp reviews. I use Yelp only to locate restaurants within a particular geographic area, check hours of operation, and click on the restaurants’ websites.

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

this is good kinja. 

I hated going to Yelp because they would always try to force you into downloading their app. It got frustrating because I just want to see the reviews and that’s it. From what I’ve seen though, Yelp reviewers usually rate a place lower than the Google reviewers. I’ve seen plenty of restaurants and apartments have…

Yep - the forcing you to download the app to read reviews was a killer. I know there are a lot of factors in their demise but that has to be one of them. If I google something and want a quick look at a few reviews I can’t be bothered with some service for which I have to use a standalone app on my crappy phone that…

I second all of this and add that I will not miss the infuriating, long form reviews from those reviewers. I don’t need 1500 words on a bowl of ramen that wasn’t like what you had on you post-graduation trip to Japan, Molly.

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

Bye Yelp, I fucking hated you and never liked you. Every time someone said, go check yelp, I would really they them to fuck themselves (like in a nice way as these are my friends).

Allow me to tell you all a story, and you make of it whatever you want...

When I moved to my new house a few years ago the garage roof was still cemented asbestos sheets, as is fairly common for 60s houses. The roof on the neighbour’s garage (2 garages in 1 building) had started collapsing so we got them both reroofed by the only firm we could find who did fiberglass roofs and weren’t…

Agreed. I’ve noticed many moderate libertarians would concede that environmental and for a large part safety laws are generally needed; but the bureaucracy surrounding them is often encouraged to make good “sounding” laws that may or may not actually reduce the overall pollution or increase safety. For example, the…

“Starting to wonder if the reason Jesus has not returned is he’s too ashamed by what his followers are doing in his name to show his face.”

Gimme the rock water.

Not like she'd answer the question anyway. 

I assume her husband is not, in fact, an ambulatory pile of sewage, and did not find this prank on his cancer survivor wife funny.

No, it is definitely not.

Is it normal for an American President to have as many rallies as he seems to do, or public events that are reported as rallies? I’m trying to think back to the news coverage of your previous presidencies and don’t think I can recall as many for Obama or Bush Jr. like, obviously they addressed the public a lot about…

When you've all committed sexual assault together you just have that very special bond, you know?

Peterson’s throwing a lot of heat at the org, but at least it’s a dry heat.