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Many years ago a wise woman warned us Brad was an addict.

I always wonder how side pieces who get promoted to wife act so surprised when their ill-gotten gains end up treating them as badly as they they did their previous partner. Like, do these women really believe that the wife didn't understand him and that she was actually crazy? 

Possibly in the same interview, she also said something about how boring people who smoke weed all the time are. I don’t think it was super widely known what a stoner Pitt was at the time, and she didn’t say it in relation to him at all, but I had heard some radio interview with a celebrity pot dealer who named Pitt

Many years ago, a wise woman warned us that Brad Pitt was missing a sensitivity chip....

OMFG thank you. This “feminism means support all women regardless of what dangerous anti-women/immigrant/marginalised community views they hold” is FUCKING IDIOTIC and shows how much the right truly does not and never will understand women.

This very unfortunate shooting is pretty much what many of us who want more gun control have been saying in response to “well if the teacher/fireman/bystander/shopper had been armed...”.

As someone who had the misfortune of unintentionally renting one of Wicked’s less offensive vans in New Zealand, I love this so much. 

True, but never forget:

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Then there’s this gloriousness (from apparently 2 years ago, is anyone surprised this guy has a history of misogyny?):

“As you know, we are an urban campus, and that presents challenges.”

I can’t remember her being particularly smart any point in time so I can’t really compare.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

The writer repeatedly uses the word “we” throughout this article to refer to the party who needs to fix this and it’s very clearly referring to Mexicans.

I’m with you. He brushed me the wrong way so hard my hair is standing on end. Red flag after red flag. What an asshole.

“She was making $3 an hour, plus tips.”

Funny, I hated him from the get-go and it never really turned around for me.

“We don’t do vasectomies here”

Sex-ed would change it. Improved general education would change it. Some hope of mobility is the only answer — I don’t believe they’re all just idiots (though some are). I think one of the reasons they have so many babies is because having the babies gives them some sort of warped purpose. The solution must be to

I almost skipped a wedding a couple of weeks ago because of this. Who wants to travel hours from home, get a hotel, splurge on an outfit, and spend the whole weekend alone?