I don’t even understand the”grow up” part. His job is violent and largely driven by emotion, but he’s not supposed to react emotionally to the biggest loss of his career? What exactly does feeling like shit after that have to do with maturity? Mature people lose badly all the time. What’s he going to do tomorrow, next…

Yes she ran a knife through the heart of one in a ritual manner and frolicked in the blood.

It’s a lot like people saying they don’t trust atheists because they don’t have religion and a god to keep them from going apeshit. In fact, it’s largely the same people saying those two things.

Does Blue Ivy’s jacket come in adult sizes? Asking for a friend.

For what it’s worth, there is ALWAYS yelling in my house about all of those dudes and how shitty they act after a loss. Add to that list: Tom Brady, the most sniveling, shitty, petulant, whiny brat of them all.

Cam can get a disproportionate amount of hate for his behavior AND that behavior can also be immature. Those aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive. I’m a Cam supporter and seeing those full body spasms made me cringe, both as someone anticipating the racially coded hot takes about his “attitude” and someone who wants…

What he said was literally true. The cops do protect the “us” he’s talking about. Rich white guys.

The man in this story actually hadn’t eaten any doughnuts yet - you don’t get to the doughnuts until you’ve ran 2.5 miles already. So he just straight up had a heart attack, not doughnut related.

I hate the idea that we have to respect police officers for the sole reason that they are police officers. People give two reasons for it: (1) “they have a super dangerous job and could get killed on any given day” and (2) “they’re risking their lives to protect you.” Well, actually, being a police officer is like the…

America is weird!

Bruno is a joy to watch. As a musician he has a constant energy about him that tells you that he’s thrilled to be performing for you. He’s also a fantastic musician, so that helps.

Cop here.

“keep us alive.”

I just facepalmed so hard I’m now going through the NFL’s concussion protocol.

how “ridiculous” it was to have “a bunch of people bouncing around and all strange things.”

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And then he’s gonna drink him some budweiser guys!*

He must not have a lot of butt depth?

It’s not known among singers to be hard. It’s NOT hard.

Bruno Mars was better than Beyonce and Coldplay.