Nah.

Like a screen door in a hurricane, honey.

Sink cat- 6 months old.

Not just do it and be some background person caught in a photo on Halloween but tweet it and tag yourself and have it retweeted as tbt.

1994 me: if i could have anyone’s face it would be Christy Turlington’s.

Every single song on this list was/is my eternal jam, and I once recorded No Place That Far off CMT so I could watch the video/listen to its perfection whenever I wanted.

He takes a time-honoured political stance known as ‘Fuck you, I got mine’.

This is also coming from someone who has done one of those thirsty ass “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” PETA ads. No sense.

The most adorable thing I have ever seen was a wee baby bunny drinking wee baby bunny milk. Omg, precious. It was rolling over like “THIS IS THE BEST”

Uhh, #momgoals anyone? If I ever have a little one I’m going to see if I can twirl the kid off my nipple like pasties in a saucy Vegas show.

Until he doesn’t.

I'm not so much bad at texting as I am bad at charging my phone so that I have something to text on. 21st century failure. Haven't charged that sucker since before Christmas. Not entirely sure where it is...

There are so many people out there who don’t understand that desire to do something (that is non-physical/ “easy”) and emotional ability to do that thing are truly different. My mom persisted in this belief (“Well if you cared you would have done it correctly. Not doing it/doing it late/doing it incorrect/incomplete…

I am guilty of responding in my head, but then forgetting to actually type that response out and send it.

Hence why so many forced birthers will allow for abortion in the case of rape and incest. They care more about why the fetus exists (did the woman want intercourse) than what happens to the fetus, and once the fetus becomes a baby they REALLY don’t give a fuck.

And, the obstructions themselves are illegal under Casey v. Planned Parenthood!!!

Did you fill in his address so they can mail him a card? I did that for the Ohio Attorney General a few weeks ago.

Yo, I wasn’t even poor when I hit up PP for my IUD, just medically disenfranchised by my shithead OB/GYN who first counselled me against the IUD because I was a newlywed and it would “annoy” her when I “inevitably came back a year later to have it removed,” then, when I insisted on having it, tried to get me to pony…

What harm comes from supplying people with birth control, condoms, Pap smears, and cancer screenings?

I just wrote a long post about how my mother did the exact opposite. I have come in to my own now and think I am quite attractive but it took years of therapy to see myself that way. Hug your mother.