You know you’re about to get your ass handed to you, when someone starts off a sentence with “Imagine my surprise when...”

...actually, because she is paid to share her opinion, and you are not, it is—by the strictest definition—worth more than yours.

“Pro-Marriage Chick-Fil-A...”

I`d rather enter a Chick-Fill-A than a heaven filled with american christians. Greetings from the other side of the pond, where we shake our heads in amazement

They haven’t been paying attention. A franchisee here started sponsoring an actual gay pride event in Manchester, NH in 2012 while these people were too busy stuffing their faces with bigot chicken to notice a rogue franchisee.

Bigots are usually really fucking stupid.

She loves this. Lives for this. Especially since there are a ton of white people in the wings defending this horseshit as “transracial” or self-actualizing identification. She’s got white supremacy in her corner aka white women can do whatever they want because reasons (or no reasons and just cause) at the expense of…

So I'm not insane for thinking her hair has changed, looking at her now I don't even remotely think African American, I think snookie season 1 of the jersey shore.

I just don’t understand how she hasn’t been in bed under like 4 comforters since this happened. How is she not mortified? I wish I could watch this video, I hate work.

I would so rather be cold than sweating my ass off. I love winter!

This is what drives me nuts about the Republican party. If the media doesn’t roll over and give them the questions that they want, it’s a conspiracy. If the media points out that their facts are straight-up wrong it’s bullying. I’m so fucking sick and tired of the victim mentality. At some point, reality has to be…

I am so much better than I was, but in college I “lost” a kitten for a couple of days, under my bed. And she didn’t starve.

This is why parents have got to teach their sons to do their own damn housework.

Now this may sound a little nuts but I think paying cops more will make a big difference for a lot of the issues that have come up in the last few months including this one. One of the main reasons we’re seeing so much violence from police officers is that that type of work is only able to attract a certain type of…

Yes.

The question of what's fair in terms of housework—especially among husbands who "don't see dirt" and wives who like to see their homes clean—becomes a lot clearer if you transpose it to a different chore: cooking.
I'm responsible for the majority of the cooking in my house. Is it fair for me to only cook dishes that I…

They'll ruin your fucking life. Give you that WWI death.

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