Either this was really stupid, or I need another coffee.

OK, total tangent - so I took a look at Takashi Kurihara, and after seeing that he played for a team called "IBM Big Blue" in the Japanese X-League (formerly the Japanese American Football League, until 1997 when they changed the name to "X League", because 1997 was X-treme), I looked up other teams in the league.…

We should probably be looking at what black people should be doing to make Chip less racist.

Usually if somebody scores and finishes with Semin on his stomach, it's an unassisted goal.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?

This is just like when Dion Phaneuf's kid asked the Leafs to trade Joffrey Lupul.

P.S. This is totally not Jordan Leopold

Last night, before dozens of fans wearing Rams gear...

oh, the robot thing is already a proven fact -

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape?

Muriel, you fucking idiot! It's two girls and one cup!

chick on the right is definitely not a Pats fan, nothing deflated about those... AMIRITE?

Oh christ.

Not sure about the Canada one. Been to clubs in Montreal and Toronto for various bachelor parties, and have always tipped the dancer on stage.

"Canada does not allow you to tip the strippers" Well that simply isn't even remotely true.

"Canada does not allow you to tip the strippers."

Dumbest sober moment of my life - easy.