Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

The howling carnivorous mouse is a metaphor. The howling carnivorous mouse is Megan Greenwell.

Old white man criticizes young black man for doing same shit he used to do.

I feel like, if you add in the dumb, thinly veiled racist shit Eck spewed about Marcus Stroman (who appears to be a friend of Price) last month, this becomes a lot murkier of a situation.

The Home Run Derby, dare I say it; Is Good

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.

Ever since becoming Fred VanVleet Sr. steady freddy has been unstoppable.

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.

Beads?

(bursts through doors out of breath) damn chuck really shit the floor on this one folks,.

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

though he struggled with the pronunciation of Kuznetsov’s name.

A five-game sweep? Are the Finals a best-of-nine now?

That’s abuse. What kind of monster makes his kid play with the Jaguars?

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

what’s up with the “my dear”? seems a bit patronizing

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

This is fantastic.

She could name her Thoughts and Prayers.  This would be the one instance that sending Thoughts and Prayers into a situation could actually make something better.