Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

Terrell Suggs tried to sell his tickets at face value which made the price plummet.

"I don't want anyone touching the (guts) after that. I don't want anyone rubbing them."

Unless they're Antonio Gates, Did you know that he played Basketball?

To have a real choice, it must an informed choice. Tony Dorsett played in the 70's and 80's. He didn't agree to die for your entertainment.

'Cause Piggly died

Well that's certainly one way to get Tressell back in a bowl.

I got you homie. Pro bono

Dear Josie: You are my hero.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

Dogs make great hockey players despite having no concept of time. Just like Eric Lindros.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Who taught you to Tinder?

Just want to say thanks for making me look up 'frenulum'. Educational Deadspin is best Deadspin.

So did you and the J.Cole guy smash or what?

Well it's a good thing Pete Carroll was there to throw the game.

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.